This is Don from Substation No. 1134 reporting to the Mainstation. We are running behind on our human reports due to an employee death.
And I would like to take this opportunity to say that we are doing our best to catch up on our subject reporting. I have been making frequent visits to Earth to make up for the delay.
Acting as a human among humans has really taught me a lot about how wonderful they are. One of them even taught me a new way of saying thank you. Amazing!
If Jeff says anything about me trying to become a human or something totally crazy like that, please disregard.
Jeff has been very unruly himself lately, so that’s something that might be worth looking into.
The next report is coming soon, and you’ll get to meet more of the humans I interact with.